Friday, May 23, 2008

Funny Kid Quotes

I had to take Eleanor to the doctor last week. The doctor wanted to swab her throat for a culture. She told Eleanor to open her mouth real-wide and say "Ahh" real loud. Eleanor opened her mouth real-wide and tried to say "Ahh real loud". The doctor started laughing so hard she could not get the swab.

Here is another cute kid story that I saw the other day:
(Memorial Day weekend) One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed 7-year-old Alex staring at a large plaque in the foyer of the church. The plaque was covered with names and small American flags. Alex asked what it meant and the priest replied, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked, "Which service, the 8:30 or the 11:00?"

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